N o t h i n g.
Because the whole world is frozen in the paralytic fear of the Coronavirus. Literally, everything is shut down. There's nowhere to go, and nothing to do... So all this week, you're sitting around the house, groaning about what could have been an epic soccer season, eating ice cream instead, and farting around on a skateboard in the road in front of our house.
I'm not afraid of getting the dreaded virus, but I am afraid that you will associate dad's house with "boredom". So we count down the hours until this government imposed quarantine will end. We look forward to our trip out west this summer, and we lean into the first glimpse of spring!
And one way to combat the boredom is to buy a rabbit. Yes, you heard me correctly, a rabbit!
This was Teresa's prescription, of course. Let's drive to the other side of the state to buy a Holland Loppy Eared bunny rabbit, and even though we don't have a cage for it ("we'll make one!"), and even though we don't have rabbit food ("eh, I'll boil it an egg"), and even though Bismarck has an arrest warrant out for his multiple premeditated attacks, attempted murder, and assault with intent to do great bodily harm, Teresa insists that Bizzy and the baby bunny will be "best friends!"
So you brought the bunny home, and named him "Theo!" (?), and proceeded to build a cage and Teresa made a homemade muzzle for Bizzy (which lasted .07 seconds).
This is how we roll in the DePoy house!
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